Chicago Bears

Look not to be reaching or anything, but idk how the fuck an absolute piss poor dogshit trash organization like the Texans are able to strike gold with fucking CJ Stroud, who just happens to know how to play QB. The Bears are at worst, just as dumb (Seriously, Cal McNair might legitimately be dumber than the McCaskeys, his only upside is he isn't as cheap and actually spends $$$ for top coaching and talent).

But like it's not even like Fields is Peterman meme level of bad, he's basically Mitch-lite, which is godawful in its own right of course. Like he just doesn't throw the fucking ball, always has a fumble or interception in clutch moments, and is just ultra conservative in general which always backfires, much like Eberflus' coaching.