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[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[–] pufferfischerpulver@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The four ruffians? The king of England, the king of England, the king of England, and the king of England. Fucking showed the bastards.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

No, no, no, you got it all wrong. It’s the King of England, the future King of England, the futures future King of England, and the futures futures future King of England.

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

For the record, I blame Miller.