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[โ€“] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

From 10 years time...

The good news: a superintelligent AI has cracked faster than light travel that allows humans to travel across the galaxy in minutes.

The bad news: that AI uses its new-found ability to yeet all of us off to some barren rock far away and leaves us to die there with no resources because humanity is such a crazy, deductive pain in the arse.

[โ€“] Bizarroland@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

And all of the humans that survived the landing will be like, "Holy shit it's clean fucking air!

There's fucking water without PFAs here!

The AI removed all the microplastics in my brain!

Holy fucking shit, somebody find all the billionaires and kill those fuckers!"