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[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

imagine if the Adventurers Guild did drug testing

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

"Do I have to explain, one more Gods-damned time, I CAN'T HEAL WITHOUT MY WEED! IT IS PART OF MY RELIGION!

I'm getting Dankroth on the stone right now. This is DISCRIMINATION!"

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I can imagine it.

I can already hear the compelling argument why their chaotic good cleric should be able to use 'purify water' on their own piss to pass the test.

Honestly, I would probably just allow it, but force the party to make a bunch of stealth tests to not get caught passing their pee samples to the cleric.