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oompa loompa doopity doo
they signed the consent form, and so did you
I think you mean a liability waiver
Go ahead and try to rhyme that, I'll wait.
Pretty easy given that the Oopma Loompas literally just throw in nonsense words to make rhymes. The real issue is that it's so many syllables that it would occupy almost an entire line of the song on its own.
Oompa loompa
doopity daver
They signed the
Liability waiver
Oompa loompa
doopity date
You signed too
So it's far too late
You signed a liability waiver, now you pay for your behavior
what a way to be a good neighbor
Mr. Rodgers? What are you doing in the taffy puller?
Consent forms don't protect you from negligence though.
They also don't protect you from criminal charges which Wonka definitely has many of by the end of it.