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Yeah -- I am not a good person.
My first thought was "use a sniper rifle to shoot the cat. Then take the key off its cold, dead corpse"
Which maybe says a lot about you because the point of the story is something that a lot of people have known for centuries: Men who know how to treat a cat and earn its affection, are more likely to have success with women, if they apply the same delicate empathetic approach.
So, how are you doing in the woman-romance area?
It really is, and borderline hilarious.