Imagine yourself in the anthropocenne. You step onto a street, and there he is. He moves like a bird, bobbing his head, and you keep still thinking his strategic warfare doctrine is based on combine arms like the Soviets. But no, not hamas. You stare at him and he just stares right back.

And that's when the attack comes fwwwwwwwwwwp. Not from the front, but from the sides. The other two Hamas you didn't even know were there. You see Hamas uses coordinated attack patterns, and is out in force today.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

IDF: Look, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive ... they smell

Reporter: They do not smell.

IDF: Some of them smell.

Reporter: Oh, give me a break!

IDF: Hamas Babies smell!

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Really the possibilities for Jurassic Park bits out of this are endless, spared no expense.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

IDF: I don’t believe it. I just don’t believe it. I bring the UN here to protect me from Hamas, and the only one I’ve got on my side is the blood-sucking Biden.

biden-alert : Thank you!

biden-rember : What, we'll have a, uh, four-hour corridor per day or something.

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

What, we'll have a, uh, four-hour corridor per day or something.

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

England: You wanna have one of those?

Scotland: I don't want that revolutionary movement, but a breed of armed separatism could be intriguing

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

No longer needing paragliders as each new generation contains more and more dinosaur DNA.

[–] GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

the paragliders were the first stage of that