People are fucking concerned if you don't want ketchup. Get fries to go and it's "salt, pepper, ketchup?" "No thanks." 2 seconds later in the tone of my mom hearing that I'm hiking to the Yukon without a jacket, "how about some ketchup packets?"

I'll live

(really just said "no thanks" again, don't want to be rude to a worker but jeez)

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You enjoy potato pancakes and their cousins with sour cream or apple sauce. Your mention of ketchup makes me want to commit sectarianism.

[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ketchup on fried potatoes is praxis and anyone who claims otherwise is a gusano

[–] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ketchup is revisionist. It contains sugar

[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

"Hunger is hunger, but the hunger gratified by cooked meat eaten with a knife and fork and also ketchup is a different hunger from that which bolts down raw meat with the aid of hand, nail and tooth, or some weird ass bullshit like applesauce"

Karl Marx (emphasis mine)

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

me I use sour cream and apple sauce because I BREAK THE RULES and PUSH BOUNDARIES

[–] context@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

sour cream and apple sauce on french fries

is-this is this poutine?

putin-wink

[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

gulag