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What NFL player do you have an unhealthy obsession with? (alien.top)

submitted 2 years ago by sephtater@alien.top to c/nfl@nfl.community

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I pondered this question after my wife told she was going to “call Sam Hubbard to find out if he’s ok”.

I scoffed. Later, when I saw Burrow is a wrist brace, I also wanted to call Burrow to find out if he’s ok.

So who are you checking on when they go down?

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[–] Gorehack@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Joseph Lee Burrow, Commander of The Cincinnati Panthera tigris tigris, son of Jim and Robin, brother of Jamie and Dan, LSU God, Heisman Winner, College National Champion, NFL Comeback Player of the Year (2021), and Perennial Training Camp Bad Luck Champion.

May he throw for eleventy billion yards and 600 quadrillion touchdowns.

But also George Kittle. You're not my friend if you don't like the human personification of a Golden Retriever.