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serious question, if jesus of nazareth himself came back to life and said "communism is the correct worldview" how many amerikkkans would just convert to a different religion
Instant declaration of being the antichrist
none, they'd just say he wasn't the real jesus
He's not white and he isn't carrying an M16 and a sixpack of cheap beer after all.
The feds would find some dirt on nu-Mary Magdalene through nu-Judas, call nu-Jesus a groomer and then try to blackmail him into becoming a state asset. Failing that, they'd use the media to turn people against him. When he died in some "accident," they'd encase the body in concrete just to ensure he doesn't try to pull any of that three days necromancy magic.
Then in 50 years it would get declassified through some FOIA request and the christians at the time would be all, "Well yeah the CIA literally encased the true son of God in concrete to prevent the second coming, but things are different now. They're woke."
Jesus literally said land back in the bible.
FBI is probably chock full of deranged Christians and they labeled MLK Jr, Malcolm X and Fred Hampton "black messiahs" before murdering them so it's a safe bet that the actual messiah would go that way too. He would probably also be called a heretic so that Christianity can exist as it does today.