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[–] JeffKerman1999@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't use JavaScript on the backend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll be sure to tell my boss to throw away all the work he already paid for and start over in a different language. I'm sure he'll be very understanding

[–] emmanuel_car@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I don't think you understand the concept of having a boss.

Earlier this week I proved to him that his new "more secure" password policy results in passwords that can be cracked in under a minute, and he didn't care

[–] Cosmicomical@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yo nodejs is just plain amazing. We should just keep improving on js and replace all other languages. Js is already on all browsers, by adopting it on the server you get huge efficiency as you can move code AND coders between backend and frontend. Of course you must make the right choices of practices and frameworks for this to be possible

[–] JeffKerman1999@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

I agree! How many js frameworks spawned today? Which one is best?