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tomatoes are fruits that are often used as vegetables and are botanically classified as berries*
*according to wikipedia and my interpretation of it
Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that they don't go into a fruit salad.
Charisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad
Strength is EAT MY DAMN FRUIT SALAD OR I'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN.