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today i learnt that there are piss vampires that steal piss pls help im scared (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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they wait until you're fast asleep and then they take your pee and use it to power their vampire technology i heard they use their piss tech to make you into one of them and now i cant sleep oh god dont let them take my piss

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[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That sounds pretty dope actually. Pissula sneaking into my room, stealing my piss so I don’t have to get up at 3 AM to piss.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But he bites you in the balls to get it

[–] ElRenosaurusReg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Is that a bad thing?