The Onion

“While it’s still in its early phase, artificial intelligence will one day accomplish things that humans could have never even dreamed of doing,” said Parker, who, by all accounts, has never stretched himself to do something he found difficult; has never created anything truly original; and, deep down, has absolutely zero understanding of what makes things good, enjoyable, or rewarding.

The Onion writing what the rest of us are thinking.

Excuse me though, I need you get back to yelling angrily at "the cloud".