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submitted 2 years ago by ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Also history books will forever use term "Burgerize" after the fact.

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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The year was 1986

He was a teenager like any other

Dreaming of his heroes and in love with a girl

But on a thunderous night along a ragged coast

A mysterious red car came to him

Its power lighting his eyes blood-red

In a flash all was lost in the hellfire of twisted metal

When our hero emerged from the burning wreckage

He and the car had become one, their souls spliced forever

Leaving him to wander the night alone

Invisible to everyone but her.

Comrade Brett Matthews and his girlfriend Pattie will destroy the US when the Dark Rider is revealed to be none other than... The President!