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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i get the push for this now

not just offloading responsibility for 'downsizing' and unpopular legal actions onto 'AI' and algorithms, fuck it lets make them the ones responsible for the crimes too. what are they going to do, arrest a computer? porky-happy

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I maintain it would have been funnier to train monkeys to trade stocks. They could go around in little suits and wear a fez

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you can arrest monkeys though, so i see why they've done this

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

monkey prison labour. also I don't think an animal can legally be responsible for anything

and just replace the monkey trading stocks

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

eco-porky hire this man!

i firmly hold we should arrest animals because its funny, but it's usually illegal in modern jurisprudence