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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Command the bard to ejaculate. He'll have to ejaculate for an entire round. His nuts will be like raisins at the end of it and he won't be able to have sex for a good while.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you're gonna do that there's a way that doesn't spend a spell slot

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Is that a grapple check or athletics?

Maybe a series of contested athletics check with the opposing rolls getting gradually higher penalties for..reasons..