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Double/triple check the messages/console for results. Look good?
Worried?
Just be sure to mind your transaction logs for long running queries and by all things holy be sure you’re not doing this to a live db with a ton of transactions since you’re basically pausing any updates until the commit or rollback on the affected tables
Me: "Ok. What's the big deal."
Also me: "Less than a million affected. That's nothing."
Still me: "Rule 1: Never let pesky details get in the way of a funny meme."
Ultimately me: 😱😂 "That guy is in for a rough Monday!"