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To the other room: "Michelle! Come quickly."
To himself quietly: "Let me fart here. Let me fart here. Let me fart here. Let me fart here. Let me fart here. I gotta time it just right. Oh, not too soon!"
Michelle comes into the room. "Baracky - what's goin' on?"
BBBBBZZZZZZZZFT!
"Smell that beautiful, bountiful bouquet!"
She glares at him and leaves the room in a huff.
"I love me. I really and truly love me. I do."