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We might need to start one to defend ourselves
Can you imagine?
"Listen up mother fucker, give me your wallet or I'll defibrillate you! Just come over here, open your shirt, let me apply these electrodes, wait for the thing to start.... bypass the onboard software that says you're not out of rhythm and thus it will not send a charge..."
I'm just picturing running around with one of those hospital crash carts, supercharging myself like Jason Statham in Crank
I'm imagining Robert Evens fighting the FDA with an arsenal of defibrillators from his compound, juiced up and raring to go