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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They are really missing a trick in not selling an Enterprise salt/pepper shaker set. Use the saucer section as a serving platter for something.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don't if it's still sold, but there's an enterprise pizza cutter. Been using it for over a decade now.

[–] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

RIP Think Geek

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that was it!

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It’s a shame they got bought & killed by GameStop. Discovery is even more suited to pizza cutting.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've wanted one just for the novelty. I... I don't like pizza that much.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sir, that's illegal

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The toppings are great but then it's just saucy bread. Unless you're eating Chicago deep dish which seems to be an item of food designed specifically to drown toddlers in marinara sauce.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I must admit I've never been to the USA so I'm not sure how they do things there other than what I've seen on TV, but my fav pizza is ultra thin base with bacon, avo, feta toppings on a napoli sauce from a real restaurant, not some fast food place like Dominoes.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That sounds like it costs real money though and I can barely afford monopoly money after the stupid decision I made recently.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Haha, that's quite fitting for you!

[–] eva_sieve@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pizza is temporary, Discovery is until at least the 41st century.

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

If you're eating pizza with a knife and fork, top to bottom, you're doing it wrong...

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A few years ago, a pizza company in the UK gave away a lightsaber pizza cutter with tokens from a certain amount of boxes. I saved up and got one, and it was great. It would make the lightsaber noise when you cut the pizza.

My mother in law put it through the dishwasher and destroyed it 😤

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Aw, RIP little lightsaber

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wedding gift idea .... Trek themed dinner set ... Federation ship dishes and serving set .. complete with Klingon meat cutting knife set ... Vulcan cutlery ... all presented on a giant dinner table with a glass top and the legs built to look like Deep Space 9

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

STOP. I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

... with Neelix's apron and Chef's hat ... and a Ferengi bar and drink set