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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

If you're gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.