Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Call me a taxi (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 150 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

The person is in their contacts as Dad, yet the dad says “Thanks dad”. Who’s the dad?

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 66 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The dad just named his son after himself.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Mail men hate this one trick!

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