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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Since my father makes anywhere from $400-$1200 an hour coding in COBOL, what's COBOL?

[–] Magnetar@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago

Secret magic chants of the ancients

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

A T-Rex. The only people with the know-how to convert everything it does to something more modern are $400-$1200/hour motivated not to.