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Study: Climate Anxiety Increases As Rising Sea Levels Expected To Force More People To Wear Swimsuits (www.theonion.com)
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[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Even if we rapidly evolved into some dolphin style creature, you'd still have to go to work in the post climate apocalypse. At least the commute would be nicer I guess