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Interesting! Box Tops for Education Apparently Not Valid Toward Student Loans (reductress.com)

submitted 2 years ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So long as the price tag isn’t jacked up a dollar to offset

It already is, though. GM increases the price of every item by the value on the box top so it’s a through-tax that you get to pay. Every top not given to a school is just more money in the bank for them.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yea I'm more of a generics/bulk kinda guy. If it's a dollar toward my loans + an upcharge on the actual item, then fuggit, I'm sticking with the cheapies.