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Trump praises Hungary’s ‘Viktor Orbán’ as great ‘leader of Turkey’ (www.politico.eu)

submitted 2 years ago by InverseParallax@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I mean, sure, at this point why not?

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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (7 children)

The photo, Mr. Trump is doing the "Double dick jerk off" impression

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

People are saying I do the best bukkake. I met a guy who's a bukkake expert and do you know what he told me? He said, "Sir, you bukkake so perfectly. So perfectly." Can you believe that?

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 12 points 2 years ago

And, is it just me, or is he even more orange than usual?

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I don't think he knows about the D2F ratio.

[–] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He said he was the best father to two of his sons... 🤔

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

He likes it in his eyes

[–] SlowNoPoPo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Middle out

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

It's not my best work, but here you go.