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If the weather is so nice that you could get a sunburn, then you can at least probably see something. But the worst part about skiing, at least in Europe, is that because of Global warming we have to little Snow, so we use a lot of electricity to create artificial snow. Way to go Europeans, at least we can ski for another five years even if the future 20 generations will suffer und this (if they survive).
Hey buddy, Nuclear winter could still happen in our lifetime. So you got that going for you.
Something something patrolling the Mojave
This is how Putin wins the Nobel prize for solving global warming.
Laughs in nuclear and renewables and sprays snow in your face while skidding to a halt
We're running out of water though.
Don't worry, icecaps are melting 😅
That's a relief.
The oceans are drying up?
The oceans aren't great to make snow with. Also they're often far from mountain tops, for some reason.
That's what waterskiing is for, silly!
The thing with ski resorts is, that they’re at the most distant location from a ocean usually. Also they’re high up.
They're actually getting wetter. Wetter oceans!