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I wish I could be the best guitar player in the world [MIGRATED] (sopuli.xyz)
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Originally posted by @MrJameGumb@lemmy.fmhy.ml.

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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago

Granted. Everybody is now worse than your current skill. There's still that guy that brings his guitar to parties, he just sucks way more. Rock music pivots away from guitars and towards vuvuzelas. Dive bars permanently sound like a soccer match.