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[–] i_have_no_enemies@lemmy.world 261 points 2 years ago (8 children)

my dad is refusing to take vaccines because he thinks taking it will automatically make him vote dem because of nano-machine in them.

he also thinks vaccines are kind of HRT.

anyways how's your day?

[–] sudoku@programming.dev 155 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pirat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] aadt@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pirat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

TIL! Thank you for the useful link.

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 74 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I hope you are an adult and no longer live with your parents.

If that is the case remember this. If you cannot have pleasant encounters with him, you are under no obligation to have them at all.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah so that explains my D cups

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's all that government big pharma stuff that have given me moobs, things like:

  • Covid-19 vaccines;
  • Fluoride in toothpaste and tapwater;
  • Chemtrails;
  • a horrendous diet and little exercise;
  • pride flags
[–] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

pride flags

You weren't supposed to eat them smh

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Right, but if I stop now, how am I going to perform my magic flag butthole trick? checkmate

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You shove them up your butt, otherwise you can only do it once. Duh.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Technically you could do it again but it’s even less recommended than the original

[–] oce@jlai.lu 8 points 2 years ago

But they look like sweets :/

[–] TwoGems@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Block his router of the content

[–] Kaavi@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I watched birds are not real Ted talk the other day, I think it was awesome to give a perspective on the conspiracy stuff and how people run with it.

If it flies, it spies. 🐣

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you should introduce him to the library

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "parental controls."

[–] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 2 points 2 years ago

If you have some disposable cash and you're running into the "watch this video about antivax stuff". I recently discovered Kagi's summarizer works on as many YouTube videos as you want (seemingly by processing the audio itself).

It's been a bit since I've received a video like that, but I think it'll be a huge time saver for the next one... Or the next similar one...

[–] DrPop@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Is your father a senator?

Nano machines son