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[–] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 81 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You whores are going to hell.

Everyone knows oral is sex, that's why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.

You need to use the poophole loophole.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.

[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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