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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago (30 children)

The evidence is pretty overwhelming at this point that it was not an Israeli airstrike, and was most likely a failed missile from Hamas. I say this as someone who considers both Hamas and the current right wing government of Israel to be terrorist organizations.

There have been plenty of actual crimes committed by Israel in this war and many more in the years leading up to it. It just doesn't look like this is one of them.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

The "ad hominem" game? No, I wasn't playing that. I'm just about the only one in this thread who hasn't.

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