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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 85 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

what really blew up the hospital was the friends we made along the way

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

if we is the US and friends we "made" is taken literally..

[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social -5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

well played. uptoot for you!

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

uptoot

Why have you done this?