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Continuing my line of thirst memes

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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (16 children)

  • Archer: Captain Fonz

  • Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher

  • Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin

  • Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin

  • Pike: Captain Daddy

  • Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle

  • Burnham: Captain Older Sister

  • Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle

  • Sulu: Captain Hornier Uncle

  • Picard: Captain Grandpa

  • Riker: Captain Horniest Uncle

  • Sisko: Captain Dad

  • Janeway: Captain Step-Mom

  • Freeman: Captain Mom

  • Seven: Captain Mommy

  • Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping)

  • Raffi: Captain Born Again Aunt

  • Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad

  • Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)

[–] TheMongoose@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Picard: Captain Grandpa

Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To be fair I meant grandpa as more of a state of mind.

Also you shut up with your devil facts right this instant.

[–] TheMongoose@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hush you, I'm not old, you're old.

*cries

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

We're both old and falling apart me thinks.

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