Despite a barrage of hefty bonuses, loosened and more progressive enlistment requirements, and even the creation of innovative pre-boot camp programs, the U.S. military mostly fell short in efforts to bring more Americans into the services over the past year -- and it's unclear how or when that will change.
It’s incredible because most Americans are slaves to the military and literally eat their boots before saying a bad thing about a soldier. But that still won’t make them sign up for a shitty job then end up homeless.
A lot of those flag fuckers are too old to enlist