Despite a barrage of hefty bonuses, loosened and more progressive enlistment requirements, and even the creation of innovative pre-boot camp programs, the U.S. military mostly fell short in efforts to bring more Americans into the services over the past year -- and it's unclear how or when that will change.
Recruiters: Start offering head. It'll at least make it funnier.
That’s a Navy exclusive bonus offer
"hold on, this is just a bathroom"
And by the time they've figured that out, they'll be on a 2-year tour of the Indian Ocean.
They've already got Lujan implying it
They already rolled out honeypot military egirls influencers, same as Ukraine and isn'treal, why not cut out the middle(wo)man?