this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yo mamma so fat Geordie has to siphon power from Life Support to deal with the gravametric distortion!

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 18 points 2 years ago

Yo mommas so fat that we've had to implement new processing protocols and alter isometric circuits to ensure that her planetoid status doesn't affect the integrity of the warp field

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

*Geordie crying through his visor wishing he could transfer power to the USS Hera