"Some people might not like this but I called up Hezbollah and I talked to them on zoom. You know - the real guys. I like generals and their uniforms and their shiny - very shiny buttons - but real guys fight. They fight! The guys are the guys who fight. Fighters! But their English... Not that good. Really not that good." Laughs. "I really liked them. Strong and powerful. They respect me so I respect them. Then I talked to Hamas guys. I can't say how. No zoom. Secret, secret. Maybe Bibi gets mad because I didn't ask him for permission. But I'm the president - the real president - and why should I ask permission?

"I can talk to them. I can talk to guys. I can talk to whoever I want. I am the president. Hamas guys English even worse. But they love Trump so I love them. And tough. No food. No water. No electricity. Tough! And no army. No navy. No air force. They don't even have a helicopter. Nothing but missiles, guns, sweat, and muscles. How can they fight like that? Hard fighters with nothing. So I think maybe we should arm Hezbollah and Hamas because Israel is too strong. I'll be sad if all my guys die..."

[–] edge@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That would also make him 2nd in the Presidential line of succession which would be hilarious.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

~~I thought Kamala was next.~~

Wait a minute - I got it.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just hope the house never gets its act together and the US government is joever forever

[–] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Same, it’s the absolute best and most funny possible outcome