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Bay Area restaurants institute penalties for brunch vomiters (www.sfgate.com)

submitted 2 years ago by TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Apparently many San Franciscans enjoy getting smashed out of their minds at brunch.

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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago (4 children)

: “Dear all mimosa lovers, Please drink responsibly and know your limits. A $50 cleaning fees will automatically include in your tap when you throw up in our public areas. Thank you so much for understanding.”

I usually complain about the rise of prices. But $50 to vomit on a table and force another human being to clean your nasty ass biohazard is so stupidly low.

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, and I'm sure the person forced to clean it won't get any extra pay from that fine. Essential, yet treated like fucking garbage.

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 5 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure they'll be happy enough with less vomit

[–] olympicyes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Wasn’t there an article recently about how fines are fees?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Is that what’s going on? I assumed they were puking in toilets.