this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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You just got to hope that his patients don't suffer kidney failure from the 9 different procedures he guessed would work before they find the right problem
I want star trek space babble explanations for medical problems. I want house to tell me that it's not a disease, it's a parasite, one that exists only when we're looking for it. A quantum parasite.
Now we could easily fix the quantum parasite with the transporters only I'm not going to do that because that's to easy. So instead I'm going to inject you with Borg nanobots, and can you assimilate Foreman when he comes in because his whole job is to suffer.