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In case of cyberattack (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 years ago by sunnie@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] bonn2@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

There could, in theory, be a malicious machine on the internal network that was previously infected, which is now acting as command and control. So if you didn't know which one it was...

[–] Damage@feddit.it 32 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Turn of the power, no need to rip anything

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Use a bomb. No need to take out the lights.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[–] SnowBunting@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

It's better to throw it away into a black hole.

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