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Experts Say Torturing Animals In Adolescence Sign Child Will Become Factory Farm Owner (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or police officer. Or Republican politician. Or pastor. The possibilities are endless!

[โ€“] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

You don't chose to support any of those when going grocery shopping tho.