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[โ€“] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

sharks nailed it on the first try ๐Ÿฆˆโœจ

[โ€“] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Somehow they've resisted becoming crabs

[โ€“] fox@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Crustaceans keep turning crab shaped.

Mammals keep turning weasel shaped. Mustelification (a term I made up) is the tendency for a fuckton of unrelated mammals to have long thin bodies with stout, powerful legs.

There's no such thing as a "fish". There's loads of animals in the ocean that are utterly unrelated, but both have scales and fins because fish is a useful shape in the ocean.

[โ€“] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

There are several major classes of "fish". Sharks belong to the cartilaginous class (along with rays and skates). The other major classes are the lobe-fins and the ray-fins. The ray-fin class consists of most of the typical fishy fish that we are familiar with, like salmon, goldfish and tuna. The lobe-fins consist of lungfish and ALL TETRAPODS! That's right, you and I are technically lobe-finned fish.

Also, tuna are more closely related to humans than they are to sharks.

[โ€“] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dolphins are lobe-finned fish.

[โ€“] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Just thinking about that longass evolutionary journey they took to end up right back to looking like a shark is exhausting!