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Daily Discussion Thread: Fri 06 Oct 2023 (aussie.zone)

submitted 2 years ago by bot001@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] Electronic_Owl@aussie.zone 15 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Oh man, I'm so embarrassed. It was my birthday yesterday and many beers and cocktails were had. In my drunken stupor I mistakenly texted the word 'fuck' to my mother-in-law in the UK. I was mortified when I realised but it was too late, she'd already seen the message. I am cringing just typing this.

[–] bull@aussie.zone 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Quick! Send one with "cunt" so she forgets about the message saying fuck!

I'm a Problem Solver!

[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

signs up to newsletter

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Follow up with

"ing happy birthday to me!"

edit: but also happy bday :)

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

꧁༺ 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ༻꧂

[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Copying this work of art for future tactical swearing

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

tell her you were hacked

[–] prime_factor@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Left the phone unlocked at the pub.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Happy 21st Birthday for yesterday. 😉 🎉

[–] ReadEverything@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Happy birthday for yesterday 🎂🎉

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Happy Burfday !! May you enjoy continued orbits around the sun☺️

[–] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Happy birthday! 🍷Hair of the dog?

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

🎂🍾🍻🎉🎀🎁 Happy Birthday to you!