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And in some circles tattoos are a no-no, a la leviticus 19:28
To keep it straight, remember when Jesus declared all foods clean. He didn't say "all foods are clean," he gave a policy basically stating that external things aren't where sin lies, but internal, which meant that foods are clean. The same can be said of clothing policies, the health code, etc.. Sin lives in the heart, and unless you think it's wrong, marks on your skin generally aren't going to taint your heart.
It's clean as long as it's outside you?
He needs to fuck off and get his own.
He never addressed heroin in particular, but the Bible does say not to get drunk, and I'd imagine the same applies to getting high on other drugs.
Note: drinking alcohol is not a sin, but getting drunk is, probably because it's putting yourself in a state where you're way more likely to sin and have an "excuse" about it.
That's just it, 99% of them are ignored 😂