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My Scottish girlfriend was feeling homesick (lemmy.myserv.one)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by JoeKlemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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So I decided to make a homemade haggis to cheer her up. I thought I had a fairly strong constitution, but as soon as I started mixing the heart, lungs, and kidneys, I realized I didn't have the stomach for it.

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[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, sadly it seems that people didn't get my joke, but that's ok.