Authoritarianism is NOT funny, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China, and I cannot tell the difference between a bottle of Fabulosa and grape juice. The Soviets put people in gulags and I know I'm going to drown in my own blood because I figure air freshener smells nice so it must taste nice. North Koreans escape from the country all the time and I'm terrified knowing antifreeze tastes sweet so it's probably good like Mountain Dew Baja Blast. All of these things concern me and yet the mods and my mommy do nothing.

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[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the evil tankies here said it was bad when the Dalai Lama asked that little boy to suck his tongue, but mommy really likes it when dad does it to her

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Tankies are the real fascists and sometimes when I'm walking across the road and I see a car coming I freeze up like a deer because the headlights are so hypnotic and it hits me.