Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by someguy3@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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and says "I'd like a martinus".

The bartender asks "Do you mean martini?"

The Roman replies "No, just one please."

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I did that one last week.

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Hah, that' probably where I got it! Thanks!