If someone has had postmortem contact with Dianne Feinstein, REPORT them to the nearest military official and DO NOT risk bodily contact even to render first aid.

Californians still within the evacuation zone by 0900 on 30 September 2023 risk indiscriminate military action. Bombardment will continue across the evacuation zone until Dianne Feinstein is once more verified dead at age 90.

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[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They tried telling Nancy that the extra vote wasn't worth cracking open the Necronomicon.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

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[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

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