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Someone THIS obsessed with death must have issues. I feel bad for the guy. He’s desperately grasping at straws, and his goal is impossible.
He looks like he's trying way too hard. I wanna get him drunk and feed him cookies and when he's passed out throw out his jet pack cock ring.
Yup. “You’re rich, dude! Enjoy life! Spend your money in a way that makes you happy! Don’t be a cartoonish mad scientist!”